You’ve reached Alennah.

I’m good
with the words.

I’ve been blessed with a name that you cannot pronounce, but will likely remember because it’s weird. Thank you for being here today.

If you’re looking to read a series of cute fluff that appears to be relatable stories about managing parenthood that actually end up being oatmeal recipes, you have come to the wrong place!

Here, we talk about chronic illness, mental health, and familial dysfunction. But in a way that is very lighthearted and exceptionally fun. I’m one of those writers who’s had a subjectively hard life and wants to tell you about it in detail so you never forget that most of us are having hard lives.

And if you landed here under the impression that you’d explore the portfolio of a copywriter with nearly a decade of corporate experience? We’ve got that, too.

This is where you can view my resume, plus full samples of my professional work.

Here you’ll find blogs and essays where I’m quite candid. Just like I am in this photo my husband took without my permission.